OK! We finally got all the paperwork straigtened out and new tags on the RV, so we’re on the way south at last. It’s really frustrating to sit around two weeks after getting into the RV, burning through our travel budget while we’re still in town, all because of some bureaucratic screw-up, but that’s what we’ve done. It is quite a relief to have that over with.
The full story is that two years ago, when we bought our house in St. Joe and registered the vehicles there, the license bureau apparently did something wrong and although we got tags for both the car and the RV, neither one of them ever actually was registered. They have a law saying your title must be held by the state of Missouri, but both our vehicles had been originally titled and registered in other states: the car in Florida (where I was living when we got married, and where we traded in my old car for the little Z-car), and the RV in Kansas, because Phil’s old RV had been registered there and when we traded that in we didn’t have a permanent address and just used Phil’s sister’s.
Last year, when the 1-year car tag expired, we went through some contortions to get the title moved to Missouri, but of course we weren’t going anywhere. It still took inordinately long for what should have been accomplished with a fax or two (the leinholder has to fax a form to Missouri, who then send it to the title-holding state, so they’ll send them the title), but we got it done. The RV had a 2-year tag, so it only expired this Fall. We’d bought the RV in November 2006, so we thought the tag woudn’t expire till end of this month, but I guess we’d gotten the Missouri tags in September because that’s when they were marked for expiration.
Anyway, the people at the Missouri license office were very confused about not being able to find any information in their database about our old tags (as were we), and that started the whole folderol. First, they said we’d have to get the RV safety inspected. Do you know how difficult it is to find somebody who will do an inspection on a vehicle this size? It turns out there’s exactly one place in town (actually just outside of town) who would do it, a tire company. But by the time we got that done the rest of the gears were in motion to deny us new tags. They needed the title before they would budge. Keep in mind that we were already packed up and staying in the RV by then, and had planned to leave the weekend before that Monday but decided to get the new tags first, just to be legal.
I called our lender (USAA Federal Savings Bank) to get their fax number so they could fill out and return the release form, that Missouri would then send to Kansas to get the title. While I was sitting there they faxed it to the bank, and we figured the title would be there in a day or two. So we got a site at our friendly neighborhood RV park, and used the extra day or two to finish cleaning up the house for closing it up, and working on papers for school. But it didn’t come, and it didn’t come…. Finally, this Monday Phil called Kansas to make sure they’d gotten the form and sent the title, but they still hadn’t gotten the request from USAA! So he called USAA, and while they’d received it the previous Monday, they still hadn’t done anything with it! Phil has been doing business with USAA since the 1960s, but never had something like this happen before, where they just fell down completely. There’s always a first time, but why now?
To make matters worse, when Kansas finally got the request faxed from USAA, they just faxed it to Missouri, even though the Missouri office had already filled out their portion. I guess they wanted it faxed to them from Missouri, and getting it from USAA didn’t count. So, Missouri faxed it back, and we just had to wait for Kansas to mail the title (which they are very proud to say is filed electronically in their system, not on paper in a filing cabinet somewhere). Of course, Wednesday was Veterans’ Day, so there was no mail, and it didn’t arrive Thursday, but finally Friday we got a call saying Missouri had received the title and we could finally get our tags. By that time, of course, it was too late to pack up and leave so we stayed one more night.
But now we are driving through Kansas City (around it, actually), on the way to Carthage, where Phil’s cousin Anna Mae, lives). We’ll stay there tonight and hope to see Anna Mae etc., then hot-foot it across Missouri, the Mississippi river, and down the middle of Tennesssee to Marietta, then over to Columbia, SC for a few days. The oldest son of one of Phil’s best friends, Zack, is graduating from Army bootcamp. Benjamin is going to San Antonio after that, to medic school, and then will be in the Reserves while he goes to college back home in Wyoming, then he hopes to go to the Army’s medical school. Anyway, it’s been a couple of years since we’ve seen Zack’s family, and they’re coming down for the ceremony, so it should be a good visit. Then we’ll go back to the Atlanta area, where my older son and his daughter live. We’ll stay there to visit, then go back east to go see Beaufort, SC and Hunter Island lighthouse before heading south to Florida for the holidays. Thanks to all the tag mess, we will not make it down there for Thanksgiving, but if James & Katie won’t be in town for that (they had planned to go to his dad’s), we’ll just have our own turkey-day in Beaufort. If they will stay in town, of course, we can celebrate with them, but either way it’s a good start to the festive time of year, and we are looking forward to it.
Happy trails!